The Robotic Overlords Always Win

The Tower Attendant can’t believe for a second — or even half a second — that he actually learned some CSS code; created a “stylesheet”; learned the proper formatting and uploading procedures; had adventures with text editors (which are not people); and generally created his own “child theme” of the WordPress theme he has recently been using (starting with the sample the designer provided, thank goodness), which you are now seeing here.

What he can believe is that he spent upteen zillion hours learning it all, just to accomplish what little he did, which was only to change the color and format of his bloody hyperlinks.